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My Biggest Project Yet: A House :: Tour

Street View

Street View

My wife and I bought a house. It is a fixer-upper. Who would have thought. I have big plans for the house… and I can already tell that most of them aren’t going to see the light of day. Being able to talk to a house and have it audibly respond is maybe a bit over-board anyway. Let’s take a walk-through:

First up is the porch:

Wide-Open Porch

Wide-Open Porch

Porch Ceiling: Ready for a Swing

Porch Ceiling: Ready for a Swing

Porch Floor: someone barfed stripes

Porch Floor: someone barfed stripes

The porch is enclosed and awesome. Notice the puke-toned carpet.

The door leads into the living room:

View from the living room

View from the living room

Living Room

Living Room

From Living Room into Dining

From Living Room into Dining

The Dining Room is right off the main living area:

Ugly Dining Chandelier

Ugly Dining Chandelier

Dining Room

Dining Room

Awesome/Ugly Dining Room Wallpaper

Awesome/Ugly Dining Room Wallpaper

Dining Room to Kitchen

Dining Room to Kitchen

The Kitchen:

Kitchen

Kitchen

Check out that kitchen paneling

Check out that kitchen paneling

Let’s go upstairs to the hallway:

Beautiful Modern Rug

Beautiful Modern Rug

The Hallway

The Hallway

First stop on our right is the bathroom:

Blue Porcelain

Blue Porcelain

Even the shower is blue

Even the shower is blue

Now to the three bedrooms:

The Master bedroom

The Master bedroom

The Guest Room

The Guest Room

Other Guest Room Complete with Creepy Water Bed

Other Guest Room Complete with Creepy Water Bed

We (and when I say “we”, I really mean Abby) have started to do work on the kitchen. Check out this paint:

100_3164 (Medium)

Blueish-Gray with White Pop

Rip those Cabinets off!

Rip those Cabinets off!